Welcome to my second-annual live diary of the Super Bowl. Anything and everything is fair game from the game to the commercials to the unsufferable Joe Buck. Hope you enjoy following along from your Super Bowl party. We’ve got wings and subs… not bad for a bunch of guys and girls depressed that they’re watching the big game from the office.
Let’s get to it.
6 p.m. — There are some positive and negative signs going into this game. Woke up this morning to a bright and sunny day. That’s cheerful. Also heard Spoon’s great song, “The Underdog” on the XM Radio this afternoon. For those unfamiliar with this hipster classic, the chorus is: “You’ve got no fear of the underdog. That’s why you will not survive.” That’s got to be a good sign for Big Blue. Of course, when I stopped at a convenience store to pick up plates and drinks for our Super Bowl spread, the total came to $6.66. 6-6-6. That’s ominous.
6:06 p.m. — It’s a little thing, but it’s a nice break that the Giants are wearing their white and red road jerseys. I know a lot of people don’t think a team called “Big Blue” should wear such predominantly red unis, but I’ve always been fond of them. And more to the point, for a team that has embraced its “Road Warrior” status as much as the Giants, they should feel completely at home in their road jerseys.
6:08 p.m. — Jim Green just pointed out a great drinking game would be “Take one drink every time FOX plugs American Idol.” Other contenders would be the Joe Cocker beer commercial or of course, the John Mellencamp Chevy commercial.
6:14 p.m. — Actually enjoyed the press conference intro packages FOX produced for the game. Well done.
6:18 p.m. — As you can clearly see from the overhead shots, the roof is closed. Advantage Patriots.
6:20 p.m. — Jordin Sparks does a nice job with the anthem. Certainly better than Billy Joel’s cringe-worthy version last year. At least someone from Idol contributed something. Paula Abdul’s rendition of her new single during the pregame show was a bigger waste of time than those Frank Caliendo segments. If she’s not bringing back MC Skat Kat, I have no time for her.
6:23 p.m. — The Prison Break commercial where they break into the Super Bowl was not only lame, but they even got the jerseys wrong. The Pats were wearing their whites, while the Giants were wearing their home blues. Poor show.
6:24 p.m. — We needed the giant animatronic Jason Taylor to receive his man of the year award. That would have been a Super Bowl-worthy sight.
6:26 p.m. — Win the coin flip. Win the game.
6:34 p.m. — Huge first down for Eli and the Giants. A three-and-out would have hurt the confidence.
6:35 p.m. — See above.
6:39 p.m. — Great to see Brandon Jacobs lower the shoulder and run hard. If he holds on to the ball, he’s a weapon.
6:40 p.m. — Not to be outdone, Ahmad Bradshaw punks out Ty Warren by carrying him for three yards. So far, so good.
6:42 p.m. — Great presence by Manning on third down.
6:45 p.m. — The FOX clock is not working for some reason.
6:46 p.m. — Great job by the Giants taking 10 minutes off the clock. I previously wrote that the Giants needed to take the first quarter away from the Pats and they did just that. A touchdown would have been great, but at least they put up 3 on the board.
6:48 p.m. — Great starting position for the Pats off the Maroney return. The Giants can’t afford to give Brady a short field.
6:51 p.m. — I’ll take flattening Brady on the first play, but the Giants can’t let Maroney beat them.
6:58 p.m. — Costly penalty by Antonio Pierce in the end zone. No-brainer, however. He wasn’t playing the ball at all. If the Giants can take any solace out of this first drive, it’s that Brady does look a little shaky. He’s been high and low with a couple throws. The ankle looks like maybe it wasn’t overblown after all. I’m surprised and the Giants have to be pleasantly so.
7 p.m. — End of First Quarter. Giants 3, Patiots 0.
7 p.m. — I’m so proud of that Terminator robot. I’ve been waiting for someone to beat up the FOX robot for years.
7:01 p.m. — The Associated Press is reporting that Giants defensive coordinator will meet with the Washington Redskins about their head coaching vacancy on Tuesday. Bad news for Giants fans.
7:02 p.m. — More bad news. Maroney sneaks into the end zone for the touchdown. Still, I think the Giants have to take some confidence out of the fact that without bad coverage on the kick return and the pass interference, the Pats might not have scored on that drive. They don’t look like the unstoppable juggernaut. At least not yet.
7:06 p.m. — The Giants benefit from nice field position courtsy of Stephen Gostkowski kicking the ball out of bounds. Those who listened to our pregame show heard me mention Gostkowski as a possible factor. He’s not Adam Vinatieri. He’s never been here before.
7:10 p.m. — The stars of 1996 have come to the Super Bowl. Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy. I suppose Hootie & The Blowfish wasn’t avaiable for the halftime show.
7:11 p.m. — A great catch by Amani Toomer on the sideline. Great job by Brandon Jacobs picking up the blitz there.
7:13 p.m. — First turnover of the game is an Eli interception, but not at all his fault. Steve Smith should have made the catch and definitely shouldn’t have left it hanging in the air for Hobbs.
7:16 p.m. — The Giants defensive line just ate up the Pats to make that third-down stop. Nice return by R.W. McQuarters too. Doesn’t make up for the INT, but it’s not bad.
7:20 p.m. — This year’s Garmin war re-enactor commercial doesn’t come close to last year’s Mapasaurus Godzilla homage.
7:21 p.m. — Line of the night so far and it comes from Joe Buck: “We may not be the best announcers in the world.” True.
7:23 p.m. — I don’t think I could print what Ahmad Bradshaw had to do to get that botched handoff back. Start at eye-gouging and think worse.
7:24 p.m. — Then again, it was probably no more graphic than a commerical featuring a heart jumping out of a woman’s chest.
7:28 p.m. — Is it just me or did Justin Tuck look like he was worth every penny of his extension right there. Huge back-to-back sacks, resulting in back-to-back three-and-outs. Giants need to capitalize as the Pats continue to sputter. This probably won’t last.
7:51 p.m. — Huge strip by Tuck to prevent the Pats from tacking on at the end of the half.
7:54 p.m. — You can never count on catching a Hail Mary, but that one looked getable.
7:55 p.m. — End of Second Quarter. Patriots 7, Giants 3.
7:56 p.m. — The Giants have to be thrilled to be only trailing by four at the half, but even more by the way the defense has shut down the Pats offense. Whether it’s Brady’s ankle or the Giants defensive front, the defense is winning that battle. The offense however needs to stop short-circuiting drives into Patriots’ territory. They needed to at least put a few more points on the board. But keep this in mind, the longer the Giants hang around, the more the pressure builds for New England.
8:06 p.m. — Vegas was offering 25-to-1 odds on whether Tom Petty would light up on stage. The better question is whether it would make air if he did. In the post-Janet Jackson world, this thing has got to be on a 30-second delay. Actually the Giants have probably already kicked off to open the second half.
8:10 p.m. — The stage of the heart and arrow is cool, but the Super Bowl is getting pigeonholed into choosing artists with symbols that double as stages. First the Stones, then Prince who spent a decade as a symbol, now Petty and the Heartbreakers. I guess Led Zeppelen won’t be playing next year because making a stage out of that ZOSO thing would just be too difficult.
8:18 p.m. — Our buddy John just texted in to proclaim that “Petty is the only Tom putting on a show tonight.” Perhaps a bit too early to taunt Brady, but a great line nonetheless.
8:26 p.m. — Brady hits a short cross to Wes Welker to start the second half. The Giants can expect to see plenty of that as those short dumpoffs have been the only thing the Pats’ offense has done successfully all night.
8:31 p.m. — It says a lot that the Pats didn’t go for it on fourth-and-2 inside Giants territory. Either they don’t have a lot of faith against the Giants defensive front or they’re starting to feel the pressure.
8:37 p.m. — The Patriots get the break of a lifetime when they are able to successfully challenge that the Giants had 12 men on the field. This is what happens when you have people videotaping every aspect of the game.
8:43 p.m. — The Giants then get the break of a lifetime when the Pats outsmart themselves and go for it on fourth-and-13, rather than go for a long, but makeable field goal. Again, you have to wonder if Belichick has as much faith in Gostkowski as he did with Vinatieri.
8:53 p.m. — Talking babies are bad enough. Talking babies that vomit… just disgusting.
9:01 p.m. — End of Third Quarter. Patriots 7, Giants 3.
9:02 p.m. — If Maroney had scored on that last play of the first quarter, the same person would have won the first three cash prizes in your box pool.
9:04 p.m. — Terrible job by FOX not posting the down and yards to go when coming out of commercial on that fourth-down punt by the Pats. Given the field position, it seemed like a strong candidate for a gimmick play, but without knowing the yardage they needed, you’d never know it.
9:06 p.m. — Finally a cool commercial. The Coca-Cola Thanksgiving parade balloons commercial was fun and inventive. And who doesn’t love Charlie Brown?
9:11 p.m. — Eli Manning just grew up some more. What a drive. What a catch by Boss. What a playfake by Manning. What a catch by David Tyree (David Tyree~!). 10-7 Giants.
9:12 p.m. — Human wet blanket Troy Aikman makes sure to note Asante Samuel could’ve intercepted the touchdown pass. Where’s the NFC pride Troy?
9:22 p.m. — The Giants take the ball with 9:20 left in the game. The Giants must must must chew up clock here.
9:25 p.m. — Horrible possession by the Giants. Eli had to either run with the ball on second down or be sure that Plax wasn’t going to stop running. That cost them a lot of time. The Pats get the ball back with a little over eight to play.
9:27 p.m. — Will Ferrell making inappropriate beer commercials… funny.
9:28 p.m. — I’m officially out of Gatorade. If I pretend to like their commercial earlier, do you think they’ll send me some?
9:31 p.m. — How are the Giants still playing five yards off Wes Welker?
9:40 p.m. — Corey Webster falls down on third-and-goal to allow Randy Moss to stand wide open in the end zone for the go-ahead touchdown. Patriots 14, Giants 10. The Giants’ inability to adjust to the underneath stuff could end up spelling their doom.
9:44 p.m. — Two-minute warning and Eli Manning needs a breather. His last two throws have been terrible. There’s plenty of time, but he has to come through with some good throws or this one’s over.
9:52 p.m. — Manning plays Houdini. Tyree makes a circus catch. 24 yards away.
9:55 p.m. — TOUCHDOWN!!!!!! PLAX!!!!! 17-14 GIANTS!!!!! HISTORY MAY BE MADE AS HISTORY IS THWARTED!!!!
10:04 p.m. — With the game on the line, Tom Brady can’t make a first down and the Giants are champions of the world! There will be no undefeated season. Trademark this.
10:08 p.m. — For that fourth quarter, Eli Manning should be MVP.
10:25 p.m. — And he is the MVP. Suddenly that draft day trade doesn’t look so bad. (By the way, the trademark comment 21 minutes ago was in reference to the Pats trademarking 19-0 two weeks ago. Guess they won’t have much use for that one now.)